Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: natertater2016, matthew9679, unk.mars, buckeye098. Ive been coming to this game for nine years now. I'm not saying Bearcats basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. A: The swelling from your head from getting jacked! Klicken Sie auf Einstellungen verwalten um weitere Informationen zu erhalten und Ihre Einstellungen zu verwalten. Itll only be another 24 years before your team has a chance to play for a national title again. Keep Calm And Hate Michigan Red T-Shirt (Sm-5X) (Long Sleeve Large) . Copyright 2021 by WDIV ClickOnDetroit - All rights reserved. Privacy Policy Q: What's the only thing that grows in Dayton? Thanks for doing it correctly. A car rear ends another on a back country road. C.J. Everybody knows that one of the best parts of being a sports fan is debating and dissecting the most (and least) important questions in the sporting world with your friends. Q: What does a Great Lakes fish like to sing? Q: How does a dumb blonde get into college? Q: Where is Engagement Ohio? (Photo by Michael Reaves/Getty Images). If it were held at a neutral site, the Buckeyes might be laying two points, in theory. Two boys are playing football at a park in Ann Arbor when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. ~A dozen students were stuck on the escalator for several hours. But that's not really what Matt had in. The various sports teams attract fans from their home states and elsewhere. You actually learn something besides how to crumble under pressure at Michigan. Q: What do you call someone who loves Michigan? Dies geschieht in Ihren Datenschutzeinstellungen. Not to be outdone the OSU fan next professes his love for the Scarlet and Gray. Q: Why do Central Michigan grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? Q: How do you make Michigan State University cookies? How do you make up the difference? The Michigan fan says, "You know, it's great that a Michigan fan and Ohio State fan can get over their differences like this. Woody asks God "Why does Bo get a house that so much bigger?" Please check your email for a confirmation. Regardless, it seems as though the bookmakers view the final year of the Big Ten East as a two-team race between Michigan and Ohio State with plucky Penn State clearly as the third wheel once again. This is a version of the one that I enjoyed the most. Flustered, the teacher asked why she liked Ohio State. Memes.com 2. On our mad dash down from the . Why don't the Great Lakes flood Michigan? Thats something Michigan fans will brag about until next year. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus? East til you step in it. A Wolverine football player was almost killed today in a tragic horseback riding accident. Q: Why are all the trees in Kentucky leaning to the south? The little girl replied because I like Ohio State. ", Ok last one for now: Yes, the missed kick in the College Football Playoff lined up perfectly with the New . USC Trojans are the University of South Carolina's football team and are among the most popular college teams by state. The Michigan Wolverines are failing to put up much of a fight against the Georgia Bulldogs. My favorite whenever someone starts with OSU jokes WBB B1G tourney preview - first 2 rounds 22-23, One Frame At A Time: 2022 Season GIF Tournament - Elite 8, One Frame At A Time: 2022 Season GIF Tournament - Sweet 16, OT: Wednesday evening mens hoops comments, OT(? Here are the latest betting odds by FanDuel Sportsbook, including the line for this years game. A: Two Bearcats fans drowned last year. Lets discuss what that line means and what to look forward to heading into this college season. They also averaged 12.7 yards per pass, while Michigan State was at three, and the Buckeyes had three wide receivers Chris Olave, Garrett Wilson and Jeremy Ruckert with at least 18 yards per catch. Why aren't OSU cheerleaders allowed to do splits? The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times", Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. Luckily, the manager of K-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just in time. Q: Did you hear about the fire in MSU's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? 6. I, his voice breaking, I have been a Michigan fan all of my life! Q: What does a girl from Columbus do if she's not in bed by 10pm? 12 Share: Let Your Kids belive in Santa Because there are still grown adults that belive Michigan will beat Ohio State. Short Michigan Jokes Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? I know this was done at least once before, but it was awhile ago and I just re-watched the HBO special on the Michigan-OSU rivalry and the jokes at the end made me laugh. No worries Michigan fans. 4. Its fair, and nobody should blame the Buckeyes for being a little petty here. So, were bringing that to the pages of LGHL with our favorite head-to-head column: Youre Nuts. Jim and Lloyd both say they did. And Ohio State fans are having a ton of fun with this. Q. Q: What does it say on the back of every Cleveland State diploma? The guy who had the recipe graduated. now = new Date(); year = now.getYear(); Click the card to flip Flashcards Learn Test Match Created by tmeyer2020 7 Michigan State with the Spartans looking like anything but a top-10 team. asked the genie. 1. He then states he is a Michigan alum and they start to argue. Ohio State Jokes Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening . Mekka Don (@MekkaDonMusic) January 1, 2022. "Clearly, those are from a dog" argues the spartan fan. A: You can't they were born that way. Q: What separates a good team from a great team? The rest of the players have to dress themselves. A: The Ohio-Michigan border. The pothole struggle is all too real. A: None, it's a sophomore course. The OSU grad says, "At the Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after we use the bathroom. as he plummets to his death. October 5, 2022 7:45 pm ET. Because the Wolverines always look better on paper. I particularly like the one about the kids in third grade: Q: A Michigan kid and an Ohio kid are in the third grade. A: About $80,000 per sheet. Q: How many Xavier University freshman does it take to change a light bulb? A: No one cries when you cut up a Michigan jersey. Eventually puppies grow up and stop . A little boy and his mother were walking through the cemetery when they spotted a headstone that read Here lies a Michigan graduate and a good man. The little boy turned to his mother and asked, Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?. Q: What's the one thing that keeps OSU basketball players from graduating? A: Their personalities. Q: What's the difference between Ohio State's football stadium and a porcupine? 3. Q: How do you make U of M cookies? Ohio State's sneakiest 2023 transfer portal move. Why cant Michiganders mention Ohio? Q. I have kept it from you for years, because I know how much you love Ohio State, and I couldnt bear the thought of disappointing you., Moving close to her husbands ear, Becky whispered, I know, my love. Finally a train hit them. Q: Why did Taylor Lewan choke an Ohio State grad? A. ! exclaimed the bartender. Q: What does Ronda Rousey, Ohio State and the Green Bay Packers have in common? Q: How do you get from Ann Arbor to Columbus? I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganders can ever get in. Things got ugly very quickly in Saturdays top-10 Big Ten matchup between No. As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. You'll have to forgive me if I mess this up but i tried to remember it to the best of my memory. But that doesnt matter anymore. A: A visitor. Didn't you hear about [insert name of random OSU LB]? Im so happy, I could be there, Scott Albrecht said. He takes them to the first place and it's a beautiful home all decked out in Scarlett and Grey. Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) January 1, 2022. A: The Ohio State guy. Its what happened today that matters. Why would it not? A: Going to Class. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace! The genie grants the wish to Jim and his is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for three hours. Q: What will you never hear a Cleveland State grad say? Michigan opened as a slight one-point favorite over Ohio State for The Game in The Big House. A: Because crap floats Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: pj.booth, unk.mars, buckeye098. We lost, said another Ohio State fan. Wanna try it?, Buckeye immediately goes livid. A: Go south until you smell shit and east until you step in it. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp. Q: Why did Michigan change their field from grass to artificial turf? "Well, my dad is a Wolverine fan, my mom is a Wolverine fan, so I'm a Wolverine fan!" Holding his head, he gets out of bed to investigate. Why do ducks fly over Columbus, Ohio upside down? A: Because Michigan has always looked better on paper. A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl. My mom is a Buckeye fan. Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Motorwerks Imports And there before Coach Meyer is a scene of unbridled joy. A: The swelling from your head from getting jacked! A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated. And it was so bad that the massively lopsided game drew comparisons to the game between No. It should be notedMichigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, as they dont play nobody. A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genies lamp. Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards? Did you hear about the power outage at the Columbus mall last week? Once they get to the top, the representative from Northwestern goes "Wow, it's really great that a guy from my school has made it all of the way here and I have to show the world my love for Northwestern," so he shouts "Go Wildcats!" A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. A: So they can park in handicap spaces. The UM grad finishes first and heads for the door. Who is bigger? Q: Why aren't Akron cheerleaders allowed to do the splits? Ohio State is going to have to play the best 3 teams in the B1G every year?? The Michigan fan yells that the Ohio State fan and says hey in Michigan they teach us to wash our hands after going to the bathroom. Ohio State vs. Michigan Jokes Posted on 2014-11-29 UPDATED: November 29, 2014 __________ Mike W. walked into our living room with a dachshund under his arm. It appears that after two . COLUMBUS, Ohio One image summed up Ohio State football fans' frustration and resignation in the immediate aftermath of Saturday's 45-23 loss to Michigan. Twice. The teacher asked What if your parents were idiots and the little girl replied Well then I guess we would be Michigan fans. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. (act like someone's said a "too soon" type of joke). He wipes his mouth and offers the bottle back. A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. A: Two: One for each of the garbage can's handles. "Who disturbs me?" But the Michigan fan doesn't have one, and the Ohio State fan says, "Aren't you going to have one too?" Michigan fan says, "No, I think I'll wait til after the cops show up." Better joke: Sigh. There is still a ton of pressure Ryan Day is feeling. Q: What does the average Ohio University student get on his SAT? Paint it to look like an SEC endzone. With Ohio State picking up 500 yards in the first 30 minutes compared with Michigan States 116, Stroud went 29-for-31 for 393 yards and six touchdowns again, all in the first half. A: Punch him in the nose. A: Between Dayton & Marion. The dog was wearing a Michigan jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Michigan pom-poms. Q: Why did the Cincinnati football team cross the road? Q: Did you hear about the University of Michigan fan who locked his keys in his car? A: So they can park in handicap spaces. exclaimed the bartender. 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